=head1 Assholes We weren't expecting to find an asshole this early, but here's part of the IRC log from #dn42: =over =item j> spam =item somerandomnick> j: I'd suggest not spamming here ;-) =item somerandomnick> Feel free to spam #anonet :-) =item j> sorry, died for a bit =item j> I'm working on updating my spamming script to target here =item j> I just need to add a cupple lines =item j> Why not? =item somerandomnick> because dn42 doesn't like spam =item j> What will they do about it? =item somerandomnick> They will complain to me :-) =item j> What keeps me from spamming them directly, not through here? =item somerandomnick> j: That's between you and them. =item somerandomnick> but if you spam them through here, they will complain to me =item j> Yes but I need you for telnet =item j> Otherwise this won't work =item somerandomnick> j: then I suggest staying with #anonet =item somerandomnick> j: You can spam #anonet as much as you want. I don't mind. =item j> fine, you spoil all my fun. Later =item j> I"ll get a good few spams in here later on =item Ivo> j, why? =item j> but not to many =item somerandomnick> j: LOL, sorry ;-) =item j> well, if I succeed in annoying two networks so they part from each other, I've succeeded. =item Ivo> uh? =item somerandomnick> LOL =item Ivo> what two networks? =item somerandomnick> j: I don't think we're about to part from each other. =item j> I haven't been spamming here yet =item somerandomnick> but if I get complaints from dn42 about you, I think anonet will have to part from you =item j> how? =item lex> j: Exactly why are you even interested in spamming? It is not considered a gracious activity in the slightest =item j> I just do it to annoy the shit out of everyone. =item lex> j: And you take some kind of crazy pleasure from annoying other people? =item Ivo> j, I really don't understand why you would do that =item j> It's just base64-encoded /dev/urandom, but it'll fill up screens, irc logs, and make it hard to have areal conversation with that going on. =item somerandomnick> j: What's wrong? =item somerandomnick> You come to anonet to test your spam script, I say no problem, =item somerandomnick> and offer to help. =item somerandomnick> I didn't even hear 1 "thank you" and never asked for one either. =item j> well =item j> You can't stop me even if you wanted to =item somerandomnick> If your goal is to have a contest, I'm willing to take your challenge. =item j> I'm just out to cause problems for anonet and be an asshole. Later =back =over =item somerandomnick> Sorry, guys, for the spam ;-) =item somerandomnick> alice: Sorry about unlinking your server. I shut down the relay until we can fix the spam problem. =back =over =item j> did it work? =item somerandomnick> yes =item somerandomnick> Now, dn42 will depeer us. =item somerandomnick> ;-P =item j> good =item somerandomnick> I think you need to try a bit harder ;-) =item j> full scale? =item somerandomnick> still not sure what exactly you're trying to achieve =item somerandomnick> sure, why not? =item j> mission goals to annoy people. =item somerandomnick> If that's your only goal, you aren't doing too bad ;-) =item somerandomnick> but I think you can guess my goal ;-) =item j> what is your goal =item somerandomnick> You can't guess it? =item j> to stop me, maybe. =item somerandomnick> well =item somerandomnick> What would your goal be, if you were in my place and I were in your place? =item j> I would try to limit the damage one spammer could do. =item somerandomnick> good guess :-) =item Ivo> j, I don't understand why you do this =item Ivo> you want to break some darknets apart? =item j> yeah! =item Ivo> which ones? =item j> I don't know. =item somerandomnick> LOL =item Ivo> so, what do you know about darknets? =item j> nothing. =item somerandomnick> um =item Ivo> ok, so why do this? =item Ivo> why not annoy some other people? =item Ivo> Im sure you can easily annoy more people on a large irc network =item j> This is easier. I just telnet to anortr.ucis.nl 8803 and spam. =item somerandomnick> and how does it help you? =item j> It doesn't. =item Ivo> so, what's so much fun ? =item Ivo> btw, do I know you? =item j> no =item Ivo> oh cool =item Ivo> so how did you find out about anonet? =item j> what's anonet? =item j> I just telnet here and start =item Ivo> how did you find out about this place? =item j> I found it while searching for telnet servers somewhere. =item somerandomnick> ;-) =item Ivo> oh right =item Ivo> sounds like fun =item Ivo> so, you were looking for telnet chat servers to send spam ? =item j> yes =item j> Is there another one that's more popular? =item Ivo> damn. =item somerandomnick> Nobody really uses telnet anymore for chat ;-) =item somerandomnick> hehe =item somerandomnick> but if you don't mind writing to IRC, you can use any IRC server ;-) =item j> irc servers can ban you though. =item somerandomnick> right =item somerandomnick> It's possible to ban here too, but it's a bit harder ;-) =item somerandomnick> You need to get everyone mad at you before it's really possible to ban you here. =item somerandomnick> but if you succeed, it's equally hard to unban you later =item Ivo> do you feel good now? =item Ivo> oh yes, definitely =item Ivo> oh come on... =item Ivo> j, I can easily ban you =item somerandomnick> Ivo: That's a technical accident. =item Ivo> don't care. =item j> Youd' have to ban whole of tor. =item Ivo> :) =item somerandomnick> How easy or hard it is to ban him isn't the point. =item Ivo> oh well, we have dns blacklists now =item somerandomnick> Most IRC networks ban tor, and anonet can also, if necessary. =item somerandomnick> UFO has full control over that, so even if I prefer to let you stay here, if you annoy UFO enough you're history, and there's nothing I can do about it. =item j> What, UFO can change the etlnet port? =item Ivo> :) =item Ivo> oh yes =item somerandomnick> He can block tor from the telnet port. =item j> shit. =item somerandomnick> He can shut it down completely. =item somerandomnick> ;-) =item somerandomnick> and me liking you won't help =item Ivo> j, where are you from ? =item j> That isn't important. =item Ivo> no it isn't =item Ivo> I'm just interested =item somerandomnick> j: If you succeed in annoying all ~20 of us on anonet, what does it add to your life? =item j> nothing. =item somerandomnick> then why do you want to waste your time on it? =item j> Because I can. =item somerandomnick> You enjoy getting banned? =item j> It's tor, not me. =item somerandomnick> You're part of tor. =item somerandomnick> and even in that, we don't have to ban tor completely =item j> shit. =item somerandomnick> You just create a little more work for us in spam countermeasures. =item somerandomnick> You're 1, and we're about 20. =item j> Pretty soon, you'll get tired of my spam and close anonet. =item somerandomnick> We can probably develop countermeasures faster than you can develop measures, right? =item j> right. =item somerandomnick> j: I won't get tired of your spam for the rest of my life. =item Ivo> so, do you do this all the time, j? =item somerandomnick> I love spam. =item j> yeah =item Ivo> hmm.. interesting hobby =item j> off to tweak my script. =back After this, UFO censored j by blocking access to IRC from IcannNet. Hidden tor services have been opened (L), so j can come back and try spamming again.