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| -rw-r--r-- | files/useraliases | 177 | ||||
| -rw-r--r-- | scripts/prestartup | 12 | ||||
| -rw-r--r-- | scripts/startup | 11 |
3 files changed, 132 insertions, 68 deletions
diff --git a/files/useraliases b/files/useraliases index 20f6514..a95df8b 100644 --- a/files/useraliases +++ b/files/useraliases @@ -1,70 +1,125 @@ -!alias !savealias !leetappend %~/files/useraliases 10 !alias %s +!alias !savealias !leetappend %~/files/useraliases 10 !alias %%s !alias !reload !raw quit :reload -!alias !addlink !leetappend /var/www/hacking.allowed.org/links.txt 10 %s (~%u) -!alias !drop !say %u: Dropping shell right now, type exit when done. -!alias !dig !c dig %s +!alias !addlink !leetappend /var/www/sites/hacking/links.txt 10 %%s (~%%n) +!alias !drop !say %%n: Dropping shell right now, type exit when done. +!alias !dig !c dig %%s !alias !more !tailunlock %~/files/cmd_out !alias !ping !say pong -!alias !ec !eval %~/scripts/evalcommand %s -!alias !lambda !ec echo -ne 'SegFault: alias !tmp %s\n!tmp\n' -!alias !pymath !c python -c 'import math;print(%s)' +!alias !ec !eval %~/scripts/evalcommand %%s +!alias !lambda !ec echo -ne 'SegFault: alias !tmp %%s\n!tmp\n' +!alias !pymath !c python -c 'import math;print(%%s)' !alias !reset !kill 9 -1 !alias !up !c uptime -!alias !randip !c perl -le '$,=".";print map int rand 256,1..4;' %s -!alias !jarg !c cat /var/www/hacking.allowed.org/docs/jarg447.txt | XuntilY "^:%s" "^:." | tail -r | tail -n+2 | tail -r -!alias !jargcheck !c cat /var/www/hacking.allowed.org/docs/jarg447.txt | XuntilY "^:%s" "^:." | tail -r | tail -n+2 | tail -r | wc -l -!alias !links !c grep "%s" /var/www/hacking.allowed.org/links.txt -!alias !lambda !ec echo -ne '%m: alias !tmp %s\n!tmp\n' -!alias !nlinks !links -c" "%s -!alias !topic !rc echo "TOPIC %f :%s (set by %u at $(date -u "+%%b %%m %%R") UTC)" -!alias !pty !c python -c 'import pty;pty.spawn("/usr/pkg/bin/bash")' -!alias !you !rc if [ "%s" = "there" ] || [ "%s" = "there?" ]; then printf "PRIVMSG %f :\x01ACTION is totally here\x01\n"; else echo "PRIVMSG %f :no, you %s" | tr '?' '!'; fi +!alias !randip !c perl -le '$,=".";print map int rand 256,1..4;' %%s +!alias !jarg !c cat /service/gitd/jargon/jarg.txt | XuntilY "^:%%s" "^:." | tail -r | tail -n+2 | tail -r +!alias !jargcheck !c cat /service/gitd/jargon/jarg.txt | XuntilY "^:%%s" "^:." | tail -r | tail -n+2 | tail -r | wc -l +!alias !lambda !ec echo -ne '%%m: alias !tmp %%s\n!tmp\n' +!alias !topic !rc echo "TOPIC %%f :%%s (set by %%n at $(date -u "+%%%%b %%%%m %%%%R") UTC)" +!alias !pty !sh python -c 'import pty;pty.spawn("/usr/pkg/bin/bash")' +!alias !you !rc if [ "%%s" = "there" ] || [ "%%s" = "there?" ]; then printf "PRIVMSG %%f :\x01ACTION is totally here\x01\n"; else echo "PRIVMSG %%f :no, you %%s" | tr '?' '!'; fi !alias !escape_sequences !c grep "//here" /root/services/segfault/segfault.c -!alias !irc !eval %~/scripts/ircrawcommand %s -!alias !ic !eval %~/scripts/irccommand %s +!alias !irc !eval %~/scripts/ircrawcommand %%s +!alias !ic !eval %~/scripts/irccommand %%s !alias !reeval !eval %~/files/useraliases -!alias !addtodo !leetappend /var/www/hacking.allowed.org/todo.txt 10 "%s" -!alias !todo !c cat -n /var/www/hacking.allowed.org/todo.txt | shuffle -f-| head -n1 -!alias !diddo !c sed '%sd' /var/www/hacking.allowed.org/todo.txt > /var/www/hacking.allowed.org/todo.txt_;cat /var/www/hacking.allowed.org/todo.txt_ > /var/www/hacking.allowed.org/todo.txt -!alias !todos !c cat -n /var/www/hacking.allowed.org/todo.txt -!alias !ntodo !c wc -l /var/www/hacking.allowed.org/todo.txt -!alias !greptodo !c grep "%s" /var/www/hacking.allowed.org/todo.txt -!alias !myaddtodo !leetappend /var/www/hacking.allowed.org/todo/%u.txt 10 "%s" -!alias !mytodo !c cat -n /var/www/hacking.allowed.org/todo/%u.txt | shuffle -f-| head -n1 2>/dev/null || echo "You've got nothing todo today, but smile." -!alias !mydiddo !c sed '%sd' /var/www/hacking.allowed.org/todo/%u.txt > /var/www/hacking.allowed.org/todo/%u.txt_;cat /var/www/hacking.allowed.org/todo/%u.txt_ > /var/www/hacking.allowed.org/todo/%u.txt -!alias !mytodos !c cat -n /var/www/hacking.allowed.org/todo/%u.txt 2>/dev/null || echo "You've got nothing to do today, but smile." -!alias !myntodo !c wc -l /var/www/hacking.allowed.org/todo/%u.txt 2>/dev/null || echo "You've got nothing todo today, but smile." -!alias !mygreptodo !c grep "%s" /var/www/hacking.allowed.org/todo/%u.txt 2>/dev/null || echo "You've got nothing todo today, but smile." -!alias !mytodoadd !myaddtodo %s -!alias !tell !c false -!alias !ask !c false -!alias !messages !c false -!alias !help !say unknown command: !help. try !help -!alias !mytododel !mydiddo %s -!alias !mytodogrep !mygreptodo %s -!alias !mygreptodo !c cat -n /var/www/hacking.allowed.org/todo/%u.txt 2>/dev/null | grep -i "%s" || echo "You've got nothing todo today, but smile." -!alias !tmplink !c echo '<a href="%s">%s</a>' > /var/www/hacking.allowed.org/tmplink.html -!alias !title !c wget -qO- %s | tr '>' '\n' | XuntilY "<title" "</title"| sed 's/<.*$//' -!alias !tmplink !c echo '<meta http-equiv="refresh" content="0;url=%s">' > /var/www/hacking.allowed.org/tmplink.html -!alias !links !c if [ "%s" ];then grep "%s" /var/www/hacking.allowed.org/links.txt;else echo http://hacking.allowed.org/links.txt;fi -!alias !seen !c false -!alias !mytodocount !myntodo -!alias !rmuseralias !c rmln %s %~/files/useraliases -!alias !useraliases !c cat -n %~/files/useraliases %s -!alias !duplicateuseraliases !c cut '-d ' -f2 %~/files/useraliases | uniq -d -!alias !grepuseraliases !useraliases | grep %s -!alias !mytodo !c nr="%s"; test -z "$nr" && nr=1; cat -n /var/www/hacking.allowed.org/todo/%u.txt | shuffle -f-| head -n $nr 2>/dev/null || echo "You've got nothing todo today, but smile." + +######### the todo shit ######### +!alias !addtodo !leetappend /var/todo/%%n.txt 10 "%%s" +!alias !todo.add !addtodo %%s + +!alias !todo !c cat -n /var/todo/%%n.txt | shuffle -f-| head -n1 +!alias !todo. !todo %%s + +!alias !diddo !c rmln %%s /var/todo/%%n.txt +!alias !todo.rm !diddo %%s +!alias !tododel !diddo %%s + +!alias !todos !c cat -n /var/todo/%%n.txt +!alias !todo.list !todos + +!alias !ntodo !c wc -l /var/todo/%%n.txt +!alias !todocount !ntodo +!alias !todo.length !ntodo + +!alias !greptodo !c cat -n /var/todo/%%n.txt | grep -i "%s" +!alias !todogrep !greptodo %%s +!alias !todo.grep !greptodo %%s + +!alias !todo.claim !c ln /var/todo/%%s.txt /var/todo/%%n.txt +########## the end of that shit ######### + +!alias !tmplink !c echo '<meta http-equiv="refresh" content="0;url=%%s">' > /var/www/sites/hacking/tmplink.html +!alias !links !c if [ "%%s" ];then grep -i "%%s" /var/www/sites/hacking/links.txt;else echo http://$(rdns $(hop0 %%h))/cgi-bin/links.cgi;fi +!alias !rmuseralias !c rmln %%s %~/files/useraliases +!alias !useraliases !c cat -n %%~/files/useraliases %%s +!alias !duplicateuseraliases !c cut '-d ' -f2 %%~/files/useraliases | uniq -d +!alias !grepuseraliases !useraliases | grep %%s !alias !tits !say [ . | . ] -!alias !geo !c whob %s | egrep "^Country:|^City" -!alias !dcc !rc echo -e "privmsg %u :\x01DCC SEND $(basename %s) `dcchelper %h` 12345 `wc -c "%s" | sed 's/ //g'`\x01";ncat -l -p 12345 < "%s" -!alias !diddo rmln %s /var/www/hacking.allowed.org/todo.txt -!alias !title !c wget --no-check-certificate -qO "%s" | tr '>' '\n' | XuntilY "<title" "</title"| sed 's/<.*$//' -!alias !title !c wget --no-check-certificate -qO- "%s" | tr '>' '\n' | XuntilY "<title" "</title"| sed 's/<.*$//' -!alias !suicide !kill -9 %p -!alias !suicide !kill 9 %p -!alias !pingout !kill 17 %p +!alias !geo !c whob %%s | egrep "^Country:|^City" +!alias !dcc !rc p=$[45000 + ($RANDOM % 20000)];echo -e "privmsg %%n :\x01DCC SEND $(basename %%s) $(dcchelper $(gethostbyname %%h)) $p `wc -c "%%s"|tr -s ' '|cut '-d ' -f2`\x01";ncat -l -p $p < "%%s" +!alias !title !c wget --no-check-certificate -qO- "%%s" | tr '>' '\n' | XuntilY "<title" "</title"| sed 's/<.*$//' +!alias !suicide !kill 9 %%p +!alias !pingout !kill 17 %%p !alias !built-ins !c grep strncmp /root/services/segfault/segfault.c | grep '"' | grep msg | tail -n+1 | cut '-d"' -f2 | tr '\n' ' ' | tr -s ' ' -!alias !help !say !builtins !aliases -!alias !help !say !builtins !aliases -!alias !cinit !leettail 56%~/files/cmd_out -!alias !cat !leettail 28%s +!alias !help !say try: !builtins and !aliases +!alias !cinit !leettail 56%%~/files/cmd_out +!alias !cat !leettail 28%%s +!alias !^C !c +!alias !pid !say %%p +!alias !cloudflare !say cloudflare == cloudlog || cloudsniff || cloudinject +!alias !twit !c TTYtter -keyf=/home/segfault/.ttytterkey +!alias !fact _ +!alias !fact-set _ +!alias !fact-update _ +!alias !fact _ +!alias !fact-set _ +!alias !fact-update _ +!alias !help1 !say %%%%host %%h %%%%user %%u %%%%from %%f %%%%nick %%n +!alias !addtarget !leetappend /home/segfault/files/targets 10 %%s +!alias !seen !say .seen %s +!alias !modehelp !c grep "^ %s" /usr/local/src/ngircd-21.1/doc/Modes.txt +!alias !F !pymath (%s)*(9.0/5.0)+32 +!alias !C !pymath (%s-32)*(5.0/9.0) +!alias !todo.link !say http://hacking.allowed.org/todo/%n.txt +!alias !howtome !c hop0 %h +!alias !twit !leetappend /home/segfault/files/twit_in 10 %%s +!alias !perl !c perl -e '%%s' +!alias !twit.follow !leetappend /home/segfault/files/twit_in 10 /follow %%s +!alias !hardreset !eval /home/segfault/scripts/hardreset +!alias !C2F !pymath %%s * 9 / 5 + 32 +!alias !F2C !pymath (%%s - 32) * 5 / 9 +!alias !unbantor !c /home/mkz/ban_tor nevermind +!alias !bantor !c /home/mkz/ban_tor I am sure +!alias !subseg !eval /home/segfault/scripts/subseg %%s +!alias !isup !c wget -q 'http://www.downforeveryoneorjustme.com/%s' -O- | grep "just you" | cut '-d<' -f1 +!alias !todo.who !c ls -i /var/todo | sort | /home/epoch/list_todo +!alias !todo.gopher !c echo "gopher://$(rdns $(hop0 %h))/1/todo/%n.txt" +!alias !r !leetappend /service/segfault-link/a/files/log 10 %%s +!alias !untail !leetuntail %%f %%s +!alias !tpb !c tpb.sh %%s +!alias !randip !c whob $(dig -p 5353 whotoscan +short) | egrep "^IP:|^Country:" +!alias !ipgamescore !c cat /var/www/sites/hacking/iplog.txt |sort | uniq | grep -c ' user=%%s$' +!alias !quit !hardreset +!alias !stop !hardreset +!alias !wtf !c /usr/games/wtf %%s +!alias !stealnick !ec printf '!raw kill %%s :my nick\n!nick %%s\n' +!alias !killme !raw kill %%n :%%s +!alias !demorse !c echo '%%s' | /usr/games/morse -d +!alias !enmorse !c /usr/games/morse -s '%%s' | tr '\n' ' ' +!alias !sayp !c lua /home/segfault/scripts/cowsay.lua %%s +!alias !fuckme !raw kick %%f %%n :fuck you +!alias !todo.n !todo.grep ^ *%%s`printf "\t"` +!alias !areacode !c grep '^%%s' /usr/local/share/misc/areacodes || echo nothing found +!alias !myip !c wget -qO- http://blackcatz.org/ip +!alias !tailpipe 24%%s +!alias !fuck !raw kill %%n :no. you can fuck %%s +!alias !op !raw kill %n :what are you? dumb? did you not see that +o I gave you when you joined!?!? +!alias !finger !c finger %%s +!alias !dig !dig +short %%s +!alias !dig !c dig +short %%s +!alias !link.add !addlink %%s +!alias !draw !c echo %%s | turn2line | lineplot | grep "[^ ]" +!alias !todo.get !c head -n %%s /var/todo/%%n.txt | tail -n1 +!alias !polls !c head -n1 /var/polls/*/question +!alias !poll !c cat /var/polls/%%s/question +!alias !results !c cat /var/polls/%%s/votes | awk -F: '{print $2, $1}' | clump +!alias !vote !c /var/polls/vote %%n %%s diff --git a/scripts/prestartup b/scripts/prestartup index 272cd90..16054f0 100644 --- a/scripts/prestartup +++ b/scripts/prestartup @@ -1,6 +1,12 @@ + Set important server message handlers first. + 004 is where we know we're connected and can start joining shit. +!alias !eval !leettail 150%s +!alias !004 !eval %~/scripts/startup + 436 is nick collision. +!alias !433 !nick %m%r%r%r +!alias !436 !nick %m%r%r%r !nick SegFault -!raw user asdf seg fault :segfault -!builtin lobotomy 0 -!builtin amnesia 0 +!raw user epoch epoch epoch :epoch + !raw PASS wrongpassword !raw SERVER nope.segfault.allowed.org :testing diff --git a/scripts/startup b/scripts/startup index 29e9202..21ed886 100644 --- a/scripts/startup +++ b/scripts/startup @@ -9,12 +9,15 @@ !leettail 56#cmd:%~/files/cmd_out !leettail 56#cmd:%~/files/sh_out !raw join #default + !alias !tail !leettail 08%%s -!alias !taildir !ec find %%s -type f | while read i;do c='#'$(basename $(dirname "$i"))'-'$(basename "$i");echo '!leettail 08'${c}':'"$i";echo '!raw JOIN '$c;echo '!raw TOPIC '$c' :'$c;done +#top one joins too. + !alias !taildir !ec find %%s -type f | while read i;do c='#'$(basename $(dirname "$i"))'-'$(basename "$i");echo '!leettail 08'${c}':'"$i";echo '!raw JOIN '$c;echo '!raw TOPIC '$c' :'$c;done + !alias !taildir !ec find %%s -type f | while read i;do c='#'$(basename $(dirname "$i"))'-'$(basename "$i");echo '!leettail 08'${c}':'"$i";echo '!raw TOPIC '$c' :'$c;done +#!alias !taildir !c find %%s -type f | while read i;do c='#'$(basename $(dirname "$i"))'-'$(basename "$i");echo '!leettail 08'${c}':'"$i";echo '!raw TOPIC '$c' :'$c;done > /service/log2irc/scripts/taildir;echo '!lobotomy' >> /service/log2irc/scripts/taildir +!alias !taildir !c find %%s -type f | while read i;do c='#'$(basename $(dirname "$i"))'-'$(basename "$i");echo '!leettail 08'${c}':'"$i";echo '!raw TOPIC '$c' :'$c;done > /service/log2irc/scripts/taildir !taildir /var/log/toirc/ - !tail #default:%~/files/default -!raw join #twit -!leettail 24#twit:%~/files/twit_out + !eval %~/files/useraliases |