!alias !savealias !leetappend /home/segfault/files/useraliases 10 !alias %s
!alias !reload !raw quit :reload
!alias !addlink !leetappend /var/www/hacking.allowed.org/links.txt 10 %s (~%u)
!alias !reset !kill 9 -1
!alias !drop !say %u: Dropping shell right now, type exit when done.
!alias !dig !c dig %s
!alias !more !tailunlock /home/segfault/files/cmd_out
!alias !ping !say pong
!alias !ec !eval /home/segfault/scripts/evalcommand %s
!alias !lambda !ec echo -ne 'SegFault: alias !tmp %s\n!tmp\n'
!alias !reset !ec printf "!kill 9 -1\n!c pwd\n"
!alias !reset !ec printf "!kill 9 -1\n";sleep 1;printf "!c pwd\n"
!alias !reset !ec printf '!kill 9 -1\n!c pwd\n'
!alias !pymath !c python -c 'import math;print(%s)'
!alias !reset !kill 9 -1
!alias !up !c uptime
!alias !randip !c perl -le '$,=".";print map int rand 256,1..4;' %s
!alias !jarg !c cat /var/www/hacking.allowed.org/docs/jarg447.txt | XuntilY "^:%s" "^:." | tail -r | tail -n+2 | tail -r
!alias !jargcheck !c cat /var/www/hacking.allowed.org/docs/jarg447.txt | XuntilY "^:%s" "^:." | tail -r | tail -n+2 | tail -r | wc -l
!alias !links !c grep "%s" /var/www/hacking.allowed.org/links.txt
!alias !lambda !ec echo -ne '%m: alias !tmp %s\n!tmp\n'
!alias !nlinks !links -c" "%s
!alias 
!alias 
!alias 
!alias !topic !rc echo "TOPIC %f :%s (set by %u at $(date -u "+%%b %%m %%R") UTC)"
!alias !pty !c python -c 'import pty;pty.spawn("/usr/pkg/bin/bash")'
!alias !you !rc if [ "%s" = "there" ] || [ "%s" = "there?" ]; then printf "PRIVMSG %f :\x01ACTION is totally here\x01\n"; else echo "PRIVMSG %f :no, you %s"; fi
!alias !you !rc if [ "%s" = "there" ] || [ "%s" = "there?" ]; then printf "PRIVMSG %f :\x01ACTION is totally here\x01\n"; else echo "PRIVMSG %f :no, you %s" | tr '?' '!'; fi
!alias !escape_sequences !c grep "//here" /root/services/segfault/segfault.c
!alias !irc !eval /home/segfault/scripts/ircrawcommand %s
!alias !ic !eval /home/segfault/scripts/irccommand %s
!alias !addtodo !leetappend /var/www/hacking.allowed.org/todo.txt 10 "%s"
!alias !reeval !eval /home/segfault/files/useraliases
!alias !todo !c shuffle -f /var/www/hacking.allowed.org/todo.txt | head -n1
!alias !todo !c cat -n /var/www/hacking.allowed.org/todo.txt | shuffle -f-| head -n1
!alias !diddo !c sed '%sd' /var/www/hacking.allowed.org/todo.txt > /var/www/hacking.allowed.org/todo.txt_;cat /var/www/hacking.allowed.org/todo.txt_ > /var/www/hacking.allowed.org/todo.txt
!alias !todos !c cat -n /var/www/hacking.allowed.org/todo.txt
!alias !ntodo !c wc -l /var/www/hacking.allowed.org/todo.txt