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Diffstat (limited to 'chat')
| -rwxr-xr-x | chat/can/I/have/a/kitteh?/_ | 2 | ||||
| -rwxr-xr-x | chat/chat.sh | 15 | ||||
| -rwxr-xr-x | chat/easter/_ | 2 | ||||
| -rwxr-xr-x | chat/easter/bunny/_ | 2 | ||||
| -rwxr-xr-x | chat/you/_ | 2 | ||||
| -rwxr-xr-x | chat/you/are/_ | 2 | ||||
| l--------- | chat/you/are/stupid. | 1 | ||||
| -rwxr-xr-x | chat/you/are/stupid/_ | 2 | ||||
| -rwxr-xr-x | chat/you/have/unread/!messages/_ | 2 | ||||
| l--------- | chat/you/suck. | 1 | ||||
| -rwxr-xr-x | chat/you/suck/_ | 2 | ||||
| -rwxr-xr-x | chat/you/there/_ | 2 | ||||
| l--------- | chat/you/there?/_ | 1 |
13 files changed, 36 insertions, 0 deletions
diff --git a/chat/can/I/have/a/kitteh?/_ b/chat/can/I/have/a/kitteh?/_ new file mode 100755 index 0000000..8923afc --- /dev/null +++ b/chat/can/I/have/a/kitteh?/_ @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +#!/bin/sh +echo "fuck you bot. that's not what I meant." diff --git a/chat/chat.sh b/chat/chat.sh new file mode 100755 index 0000000..f203228 --- /dev/null +++ b/chat/chat.sh @@ -0,0 +1,15 @@ +#!/usr/pkg/bin/perl +chdir("/home/segfault/chat"); +my $sentence=""; +my $i=0; +@words=split(/ /,join(" ",@ARGV)); +foreach(@words) { + if(!chdir($_)) { + $args=join(" ",@words[$i .. $#words]); + $args =~ s/'/'\\''/g; + system("./_ '" . $args . "'\n"); + exit; + } + $i++; +} +system("./_"); diff --git a/chat/easter/_ b/chat/easter/_ new file mode 100755 index 0000000..2266584 --- /dev/null +++ b/chat/easter/_ @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +#!/bin/sh +echo derp diff --git a/chat/easter/bunny/_ b/chat/easter/bunny/_ new file mode 100755 index 0000000..2fd1f2f --- /dev/null +++ b/chat/easter/bunny/_ @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +#!/bin/sh +echo dafuq diff --git a/chat/you/_ b/chat/you/_ new file mode 100755 index 0000000..435c185 --- /dev/null +++ b/chat/you/_ @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +#!/bin/sh +echo "no. you $*" diff --git a/chat/you/are/_ b/chat/you/are/_ new file mode 100755 index 0000000..0416abe --- /dev/null +++ b/chat/you/are/_ @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +#!/bin/sh +echo "no, you $*" diff --git a/chat/you/are/stupid. b/chat/you/are/stupid. new file mode 120000 index 0000000..7f1bada --- /dev/null +++ b/chat/you/are/stupid. @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +stupid
\ No newline at end of file diff --git a/chat/you/are/stupid/_ b/chat/you/are/stupid/_ new file mode 100755 index 0000000..ccc9373 --- /dev/null +++ b/chat/you/are/stupid/_ @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +#!/bin/sh +echo "I'm smarter than the average bot. Fuck you." diff --git a/chat/you/have/unread/!messages/_ b/chat/you/have/unread/!messages/_ new file mode 100755 index 0000000..a478415 --- /dev/null +++ b/chat/you/have/unread/!messages/_ @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +#!/bin/sh +echo "!messages" diff --git a/chat/you/suck. b/chat/you/suck. new file mode 120000 index 0000000..fdb7235 --- /dev/null +++ b/chat/you/suck. @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +suck
\ No newline at end of file diff --git a/chat/you/suck/_ b/chat/you/suck/_ new file mode 100755 index 0000000..4e498a5 --- /dev/null +++ b/chat/you/suck/_ @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +#!/bin/sh +echo "you're mother." diff --git a/chat/you/there/_ b/chat/you/there/_ new file mode 100755 index 0000000..eb05097 --- /dev/null +++ b/chat/you/there/_ @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +#!/bin/sh +printf "\x01ACTION is totally here\x01\n" diff --git a/chat/you/there?/_ b/chat/you/there?/_ new file mode 120000 index 0000000..94e5e30 --- /dev/null +++ b/chat/you/there?/_ @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +../there/_
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