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1 files changed, 171 insertions, 17 deletions
diff --git a/files/useraliases b/files/useraliases index beb5b6a..1729119 100644 --- a/files/useraliases +++ b/files/useraliases @@ -1,6 +1,6 @@ !alias !savealias !leetappend %~/files/useraliases 10 !alias %s !alias !reload !raw quit :reload -!alias !addlink !leetappend /var/www/sites/hacking/links.txt 10 %s (~%n) +!alias !addlink !leetappend /var/www/sites/hacking/links.txt 10 %s (~%n @ %t) !alias !more !tailunlock %~/files/cmd_out !alias !shmore !tailunlock %~/files/sh_out !alias !ping !say pong @@ -20,8 +20,8 @@ !alias !reeval !eval %~/files/useraliases ######### the todo shit ######### -!alias !todo !c cat -n '/var/todo/%n.txt' | shuffle -f-| head -n1 -!alias !todo.add !leetappend '/var/todo/%n.txt' 10 '%q' +!alias !todo !c cat -n '/var/todo/%n.txt' | grep '%q' | shuffle -f-| head -n1 | tee '/var/todo/%n.current' +!alias !todo.add !leetappend /var/todo/%n.txt 10 "%s" !alias !todo.claim !c ln '/var/todo/%q.txt' '/var/todo/%n.txt' !alias !todo.get !c head -n '%q' '/var/todo/%n.txt' | tail -n1 !alias !todo.grep !c cat -n '/var/todo/%n.txt' | grep -i '%q' @@ -32,7 +32,10 @@ There's a real tab right.... v-- there. !alias !todo.n !todo.grep ^ *%s !alias !todo.rm !c rmln '%q' '/var/todo/%n.txt' -!alias !todo.who !c ls -i /var/todo | sort | clump +!alias !todo.who !c ls -i /var/todo | grep -v '\.current$' | sort | clump +!alias !todo.current !cat /var/todo/%n.current +!alias !todo.last !c nl '/var/todo/%n.txt' | tail -n1 +!alias !todo.page !page todo&user=%n ########## the end of that shit ######### ########## the useraliases shit ######### @@ -47,11 +50,11 @@ ########## the end of taht shit ######### !alias !tmplink !c echo '<meta http-equiv="refresh" content="0;url='$(echo '%q' | encode_html_entities)'">' > /var/www/sites/hacking/tmplink.html -!alias !links !c if [ '_%q' != '_' ];then grep -i '%q' /var/www/sites/hacking/links.txt;else echo http://"$(rdns "$(hop0 '%h')")"/cgi-bin/links.cgi;fi +!alias !links !c if [ '_%q' != '_' ];then grep -i '%q' /var/www/sites/hacking/links.txt | sed 's/^/</g;s/ /> /';else echo http://"$(rdns "$(hop0 '%h')")"/cgi-bin/links.cgi;fi !alias !tits !say [ . | . ] !alias !geo !c whob '%q' | egrep "^Country:|^City" !alias !dcc !rc p="$[45000 + ($RANDOM % 20000)]";echo -e 'privmsg %n :\x01DCC SEND '"$(basename '%q')" "$(dcchelper $(gethostbyname %h))" "$p" "$(wc -c '%q'|tr -s ' '|cut '-d ' -f2)\x01";ncat -l -p "$p" < '%q' -!alias !title !c wget --no-check-certificate -qO- '%q' | tr '>' '\n' | XuntilY "<title" "</title"| sed 's/<.*$//' +!alias !title !c title.sh '%q' !alias !suicide !kill 9 %p !alias !pingout !kill 17 %p !alias !built-ins !c grep strncmp /root/services/segfault/segfault.c | grep '"' | grep msg | tail -n+1 | cut '-d"' -f2 | tr '\n' ' ' | tr -s ' ' @@ -62,12 +65,6 @@ !alias !pid !say %p !alias !cloudflare !say cloudflare == cloudlog || cloudsniff || cloudinject !alias !twit !c TTYtter -keyf=/home/segfault/.ttytterkey -!alias !fact _ -!alias !fact-set _ -!alias !fact-update _ -!alias !fact _ -!alias !fact-set _ -!alias !fact-update _ !alias !help1 !say %%host %h %%user %u %%from %f %%nick %n !alias !addtarget !leetappend /home/segfault/files/targets 10 %s !alias !seen !say .seen %s @@ -88,7 +85,6 @@ !alias !r !leetappend /service/segfault-link/a/files/log 10 %s !alias !untail !leetuntail %f %s !alias !tpb !c tpb.sh '%q' -!alias !randip !c whob $(dig -p 5353 whotoscan +short) | egrep "^IP:|^Country:" !alias !ipgamescore !c cat /var/www/sites/hacking/iplog.txt |sort | uniq | grep -c ' user=%q$' !alias !quit !hardreset !alias !stop !hardreset @@ -97,13 +93,10 @@ !alias !killme !raw kill %n :%s !alias !demorse !c echo '%q' | /usr/games/morse -d !alias !enmorse !c /usr/games/morse -s '%q' | tr '\n' ' ' -!alias !sayp !c lua /home/segfault/scripts/cowsay.lua '%q' -!alias !fuckme !raw kick %f %n :fuck you +!alias !sayp !c lua /home/segfault/scripts/cowsay.lua %q !alias !areacode !c grep '^%q' /usr/local/share/misc/areacodes || echo nothing found -!alias !myip !c wget -qO- http://blackcatz.org/ip !alias !tailpipe 24%s !alias !fuck !raw kill %n :no. you can fuck %s -!alias !op !raw kill %n :what are you? dumb? did you not see that +o I gave you when you joined!?!? !alias !finger !c finger '%q' !alias !dig !c dig +short '%q' !alias !draw !c echo '%q' | turn2line | lineplot | grep "[^ ]" @@ -112,3 +105,164 @@ !alias !results !c cat '/var/polls/%q/votes' | awk -F: '{print $2, $1}' | clump !alias !vote !c /var/polls/vote '%n' '%q' !alias !link.add !addlink '%q' +!alias !google !c printf "GET /search?q=$(printf '%q' | vis -h | sed 's/%%20/+/g')\r\nHost: www.google.com\r\n\r\n" | ncat -4 --ssl www.google.com 443 | tail -n+17 | tr '<' '\n' | grep "^a href=" | grep 'url?q=' | cut '-d"' -f2 | cut '-d?' -f2 | cut '-d&' -f1 | cut -d= -f2- | decode_html_entities | unvis -h +!alias !imfeelinglucky !c printf "GET /search?q=$(printf '%q' | vis -h | sed 's/%%20/+/g')\r\nHost: www.google.com\r\n\r\n" | ncat -4 --ssl www.google.com 443 | tail -n+17 | tr '<' '\n' | grep "^a href=" | grep 'url?q=' | cut '-d"' -f2 | cut '-d?' -f2 | cut '-d&' -f1 | cut -d= -f2- | decode_html_entities | head -n1 | unvis -h +!alias !link !c shuffle -f /var/www/sites/hacking/links.txt | head -n1 +!alias !mibbit !c ipconvert $(echo $[0x%q] ) | grep quad +!alias !VERSION !rc printf "NOTICE %n :\x01VERSION SegFault:bleedy:unix\x01\n" +!alias !TIME !rc printf "NOTICE %n :\x01TIME :%%s\x01\n" "$(date)" +!alias !DCC !lambda !%s +!alias !dunno !c printf '_ _\n \\O_o/\n' +!alias !title !c wget --no-check-certificate -qO- '%q' | tr '>' '\n' | XuntilY "<title" "</title"| sed 's/<.*$//' | grep '[^ \t]' | decode_html_entities +!alias !upc !c wget -qO- http://www.upcdatabase.com/item/$(echo '%q' | tr -cd '0123456789') | grep Description | cut -d\> -f7 | cut -d\< -f1 +!alias !you !c /home/segfault/chat/chat.sh you '%q' +!alias !cccode !c grep '^%q' /usr/local/share/misc/countrycallcodes +!alias !whatis !c whatis '%q' +!alias !links.dicks !c sed 's/.*(~//' /var/www/sites/hacking/links.txt | sort | uniq -c +!alias !coffee !say I'm not your fuckin' slave! I don't even have hands! +!alias !btc-usd !c wget -qO- https://blockchain.info/ticker | jq '.USD["last"]' +!alias !page !say http://hacking.allowed.org/cgi-bin/pageview.cgi?page=%s +!alias !ohshit !linelimit 1 +!alias !dnsflush !c /home/segfault/programs/dnsflush +!alias !kitteh !cat /anarchy/ascii-art/kitteh +!alias !ssyahoo !c wget -qO- "http://ff.search.yahoo.com/gossip?output=fxjson&command=$(printf '%%s' '%q' | vis -h)" | jq .[1][0] +!alias !319 !c printf '%%s' '%q' | cut -d: -f3- | tr ' ' '\n' | sort > /home/segfault/tmp/channels_%3 +!alias !chandiff !c diff /home/segfault/tmp/channels_{%0,%1} | grep '^[<>]' | sort +!alias !unshorten !c unshorten.sh '%q' +!alias !chandunno !rc printf "PRIVMSG %s :_ _\nPRIVMSG %s : \\O_o/\n" +!alias !DATE !rc printf 'notice %f :\x01DATE %%s\x01\n' "$(date)" +!alias !title_noua !c wget --user-agent="" -qO- '%q' | tr '>' '\n' | XuntilY "<title" "</title" | sed 's/<.*$//' | grep '[^ \t]' | decode_html_entities +!alias !hextohost !c gethostbyname $(runlib libc.so htonl i$(echo $[0x%s]) . libc.so printf s'%%i' r0) +!alias !tell !say try: @tell +!alias !tell !say try @tell +!alias !dec2hex !c printf "%%x\n" '%q' +!alias !me !say ACTION %s +!alias !ted !c /home/epoch/projects/markov/markov.sh %s | sed 's/ \([.!?]\)$/\1/' +!alias \o !say o/ +!alias o/ !say \o +!alias !date !c TZ=%s date +!alias dunno !dunno +!alias !yesno !c (exit $[$RANDOM %% 2]) && echo yes || echo no +!alias should !yesno +!alias !urbdict !c urbdict.sh '%q' +!alias !quote !raw %s +!alias !page !c echo 'http://'"$(rdns "$(hop0 "%h")")"'/cgi-bin/pageview.cgi?page=%q' +!alias !ctcpme !raw privmsg %n :%A%s%A +!alias !ctcpthem !raw privmsg %0 :%A%1%A +!alias ;TIME !raw privmsg #defualt :%s +!alias ;VERSION !raw privmsg #defualt :%s +!alias ;VERSION !raw privmsg #default :%s +!alias ;TIME !raw privmsg #default :%s +!alias !xory !c (exit $[$RANDOM %% 2]) && echo '%0' || echo '%2' +!alias !readtwit !c wget -qO- '%q' | tr '<' '\n' | XuntilY '^div class="js-tweet-text-container"' '/div' | sed "s/^[^>]*>//g" | tr -d '\n' | decode_html_entities +!alias !readtwit2 !c wget -qO- '%q' | tr '<' '\n' | awk '/^div class="js-tweet-text-container"/,/\/div/' | sed "s/^[^>]*>//g" | tr -d '\n' | decode_html_entities +!alias !checkcerts !c printf 'QUIT :derp\r\n' | openssl s_client -connect %s 2>&1 | openssl x509 -noout -subject -dates +!alias !ptythis !sh python -c 'import pty;pty.spawn("'%s'")' +!alias Who !say your mother. +!alias who !say your mother. +!alias !addnote !leetappend /var/www/sites/hacking/docs/writing/%n_notes.txt 10 %s +!alias \o/ !say Well fuck you mate +!alias !msg !c printf '%%s' "$(printf '%%s' '%q' | cut '-d ' -f2-)" > /anarchy/msg/"$(printf '%%s' '%q' | cut '-d ' -f1)" +!alias ;SEND !c ncat -i 10 $(gethostbyname %1) %2 > /anarchy/segfault_dccin/%0 +!alias ;DCC lambda %s +!alias !spam !rc for i in $(seq 1 1000);do echo -e "nick Derp$i\nprivmsg %q :YOU GOT FUCKED SON";done +!alias s !c cat /home/segfault/files/log | tac | tail -n+5 | sed -n 's/%sp' | head -n1 +!alias !quest.rm !c rmln '%q' '/var/todo/quests.txt' +!alias !quest.add !leetappend /var/todo/quests.txt 10 "%s" (~%n) +!alias !quest !c cat -n '/var/todo/quests.txt' | shuffle -f- | head -n1 | tee '/var/todo/%n.current' +!alias which !c printf '%%s\n' '%q' | grep ': ' | cut -d: -f2- | sed "s/, or /,/g" | tr -d '?' | tr ',' '\n' | grep . | shuffle -f- | head -n1 | sed 's/^ *//g;s/ *$//g' +!alias !fight !raw kill %n :no fighting +!alias ;KICK !raw kill %n :weapons escalation! +!alias $toke !say whoops wrong channel xD +!alias !source !say git://armitage.hacking.allowed.org/segfault +!alias !sauce !source +!alias ping? !say pong? +!alias ping. !say pong. +!alias ping !say pong +!alias which: which : %s +!alias !listenbitch! !say it wasn't Obama's fault +!alias !Weather !c curl -s -q -4 'http://wttr.in/%q' | head -n 7 +!alias !synop !c man -h '%q' 2>&- | perl -pe 's/.\x08//g' +!alias !topn !c top | head -n $[7+%0] | tail -n$[%0+1] +!alias !coffee !say o/ +!alias !btc-balance !c wget -qO- https://blockchain.info/q/addressbalance/%s +!alias !btc-balance !ec echo '!satoshi2btc' "$(wget -qO- https://blockchain.info/q/addressbalance/%s)" +!alias !satoshi2btc !c printf '%%d.%%08d\n' "$(echo '%s' | rev | cut -b9- | rev)" "$(echo '%s' | rev | cut -b-8 | rev)" +!alias !localtime !date epoch +!alias !reddit !c curl -sA "Mozilla Firefux" 'https://www.reddit.com/r/%q/.rss' | tr '<' '\n' | XuntilY '^entry' '^/entry' 999 | XuntilY '^title' '^/title' 999 | tr '>' '\n' | grep -v '^title' | grep -v '^/title' | grep . | head -n 5 | decode_html_entities +!alias !magic-check lambda !say %%%%%0 = %%%s +!alias !python !c python -c '%q' +!alias !ted !c cd /home/epoch/projects/markov ; ./markov.sh +!alias !ted !c cd /home/epoch/projects/markov ; ./markov.sh | tac | tac +!alias !bots !me is a bot +!alias !cycle !rc printf 'PART %f\nJOIN %f' +!alias are !yesno +!alias is !yesno +!alias right? !xory right! or wrong! + !alias sup? !c wget -qO- http://news.ycombinator.com/rss | xml sel -t -v '//item/title|//item/link' | head -n2 +!alias !nowplaying !c wget -qO- http://radio.zempirians.com/current.php +!alias !dnsamp !c dig -t ANY '%q' | tail -n2 | cut -d: -f2- +!alias !dnsamp !c dig -t ANY '%q' | tail -n2 | cut -d: -f2- ; printf "%%s\n" '%q' +!alias !epochplaying !c cat /proc/$(pgrep mpg123)/cmdline | tr '\0' '\t' | cut -f2 +!alias orly? ORLY. + !alias ;QUIT !rc if [ '%q' = 'QUIT Ping timeout: 120 seconds' ];then echo "kline *!%u@%h 3600 :autoban for pingout. use other server or wait an hour.";else echo "PRIVMSG #default :*!%u@%h" for '%q';fi +!alias can !yesno +!alias how? !say fuck if I know. I'm just a bot. +!alias could !yesno +!alias !rr !rc mkdir -p /tmp/rr;cd /tmp/rr ; cat <(seq 1 6) <(ls /tmp/rr) | sort | uniq -u | shuffle -f- | head -n1 | tee /dev/stderr | xargs touch ; if [ -e /tmp/rr/6 ] ;then echo 'kill %n :you just painted the walls with your brains'; rm /tmp/rr/* ; else echo 'privmsg %f :wew' ; fi +!alias !lastdaysincelifedamngood !say 0 +!alias !howmanyfucks !say 0 +!alias howmany which : all, none, few, many, some? +!alias how !leetappend /home/segfault/files/eval 10 how%s +!alias !dicksize !c dicksize '%q' +!alias s !c cat /home/segfault/files/log | tac | tail -n+2 | sed -n 's/%sp' | head -n1 +!alias Should !yesno +!alias does !yesno +!alias do !yesno +!alias orly? !yesno +!alias !myip !c dig +short ns2.allowed.org @ns1.afraid.org +!alias !temp !c envstat | tail -n1 | tr -s ' ' | cut '-d ' -f4 | cut -d. -f1 +!alias echo $RANDOM +!alias !quest.grep !c grep -ni '%q' '/var/todo/quests.txt' +!alias what? !rc atrm $(atq | tail -n1 | tr -s ' ' | cut '-d ' -f5);echo 'echo '\''!raw kill %n :what?'\'' > /home/segfault/files/eval' | at +5minutes ; echo 'PRIVMSG %f :you have 5 minutes to get rid of that word.' +!alias !chain !leetappend /home/segfault/files/eval 10 %s +!alias keep_talking_shit !say is that a command? +!alias brb !c date +%%s > '/var/cache/segfault/brb/%n';echo "I will count the seconds until your return." +!alias back !c if [ -f '/var/cache/segfault/brb/%n' ];then echo "you were gone for" $[$(date +%%s) - $(cat '/var/cache/segfault/brb/%n')] "seconds";rm '/var/cache/segfault/brb/%n';fi +!alias i_love_SegFault !say <3 +!alias i_love !chain i_love_%s +!alias i !chain i_%s +!alias was !yesno +!alias hack_the_planet !c cat /anarchy/ascii-art/epoch/hands/fist ; echo 'HACK THE PLANET!' +!alias !whogone !c cd /var/cache/segfault/brb/; echo * + +!alias $init !c /home/segfault/bin/xchg.init %n +!alias $list !c /home/segfault/bin/xchg.list %n +!alias $buy !c /home/segfault/bin/xchg.buy %n %s +!alias $sell $buy -%s +!alias $getprice !c wget -qO- 'https://min-api.cryptocompare.com/data/price?fsym=%0&tsyms=%1' | jq '.["%1"]' | xargs printf "1 %0 is worth %%s %1" + +!alias keep_talking !chain keep_talking_%s +!alias keep !chain keep_%s +!alias hack !chain hack_%s +!alias hack_the !chain hack_the_%s +!alias did !yesno +!alias have !yesno +!alias beep !say boop +!alias boop !say beep +!alias !btc-usd !c curl -s https://blockchain.info/ticker | jq '.USD["last"]' +!alias !ted !c cd /home/epoch/projects/markov/ ; ./markov.sh sauce | tac +!alias !ug !c cd /home/epoch/projects/markov/ ; ./markov.sh sauce_underground | tac +!alias !markov !c cd /home/epoch/projects/markov/ ; ./markov.sh %s | tac +!alias hi !c printf "%s\n" '%q' | grep '%m' 2>&1 >/dev/null && echo "Hi." +!alias what_is !c grep -A1 '^'"$(printf "%s\n" '%q' | sed 's/\?$//')"'$' /home/segfault/files/what | sed -n 'n;p' | fold -s -w 300 +!alias what !chain what_%s +!alias know !chain know_%s +!alias know_that !c printf '%%s\n' '%q' | sed -E 's/ is | are /\'$'\n''/' >> /home/segfault/files/what +!alias what_are what_is %s +!alias what's what_is %s +!alias $help !cat /home/segfault/bin/xchg.help +!alias $give !c /home/segfault/bin/xchg.give %n %s +!alias $price $getprice %s +!alias when which : soon, after a while, eventually, never, recently, while ago, long time ago +!alias !vol !c mixerctl -w outputs.headphones%s |