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diff --git a/files/useraliases b/files/useraliases index a95df8b..beb5b6a 100644 --- a/files/useraliases +++ b/files/useraliases @@ -1,70 +1,65 @@ -!alias !savealias !leetappend %~/files/useraliases 10 !alias %%s +!alias !savealias !leetappend %~/files/useraliases 10 !alias %s !alias !reload !raw quit :reload -!alias !addlink !leetappend /var/www/sites/hacking/links.txt 10 %%s (~%%n) -!alias !drop !say %%n: Dropping shell right now, type exit when done. -!alias !dig !c dig %%s +!alias !addlink !leetappend /var/www/sites/hacking/links.txt 10 %s (~%n) !alias !more !tailunlock %~/files/cmd_out +!alias !shmore !tailunlock %~/files/sh_out !alias !ping !say pong -!alias !ec !eval %~/scripts/evalcommand %%s -!alias !lambda !ec echo -ne 'SegFault: alias !tmp %%s\n!tmp\n' -!alias !pymath !c python -c 'import math;print(%%s)' +!alias !ec !eval %~/scripts/evalcommand %s +!alias !lambda !ec echo -ne 'SegFault: alias !tmp %q\n!tmp\n' +!alias !pymath !c python -c 'import math;print(%q)' !alias !reset !kill 9 -1 !alias !up !c uptime -!alias !randip !c perl -le '$,=".";print map int rand 256,1..4;' %%s -!alias !jarg !c cat /service/gitd/jargon/jarg.txt | XuntilY "^:%%s" "^:." | tail -r | tail -n+2 | tail -r -!alias !jargcheck !c cat /service/gitd/jargon/jarg.txt | XuntilY "^:%%s" "^:." | tail -r | tail -n+2 | tail -r | wc -l -!alias !lambda !ec echo -ne '%%m: alias !tmp %%s\n!tmp\n' -!alias !topic !rc echo "TOPIC %%f :%%s (set by %%n at $(date -u "+%%%%b %%%%m %%%%R") UTC)" +!alias !randip !c perl -le '$,=".";print map int rand 256,1..4;' '%q' +!alias !jarg !c cat /service/gitd/jargon/jarg.txt | XuntilY '^:%q' '^:.' | tail -r | tail -n+2 | tail -r +!alias !jargcheck !c cat /service/gitd/jargon/jarg.txt | XuntilY '^:%q' "^:." | tail -r | tail -n+2 | tail -r | wc -l +!alias !topic !rc echo 'TOPIC %f :%q (set by %n at '"$(date -u "+%%b %%m %%R") UTC)" !alias !pty !sh python -c 'import pty;pty.spawn("/usr/pkg/bin/bash")' -!alias !you !rc if [ "%%s" = "there" ] || [ "%%s" = "there?" ]; then printf "PRIVMSG %%f :\x01ACTION is totally here\x01\n"; else echo "PRIVMSG %%f :no, you %%s" | tr '?' '!'; fi !alias !escape_sequences !c grep "//here" /root/services/segfault/segfault.c -!alias !irc !eval %~/scripts/ircrawcommand %%s -!alias !ic !eval %~/scripts/irccommand %%s +!alias !irc !eval %~/scripts/ircrawcommand %s +!alias !ic !eval %~/scripts/irccommand %s !alias !reeval !eval %~/files/useraliases ######### the todo shit ######### -!alias !addtodo !leetappend /var/todo/%%n.txt 10 "%%s" -!alias !todo.add !addtodo %%s - -!alias !todo !c cat -n /var/todo/%%n.txt | shuffle -f-| head -n1 -!alias !todo. !todo %%s - -!alias !diddo !c rmln %%s /var/todo/%%n.txt -!alias !todo.rm !diddo %%s -!alias !tododel !diddo %%s - -!alias !todos !c cat -n /var/todo/%%n.txt -!alias !todo.list !todos - -!alias !ntodo !c wc -l /var/todo/%%n.txt -!alias !todocount !ntodo -!alias !todo.length !ntodo - -!alias !greptodo !c cat -n /var/todo/%%n.txt | grep -i "%s" -!alias !todogrep !greptodo %%s -!alias !todo.grep !greptodo %%s - -!alias !todo.claim !c ln /var/todo/%%s.txt /var/todo/%%n.txt +!alias !todo !c cat -n '/var/todo/%n.txt' | shuffle -f-| head -n1 +!alias !todo.add !leetappend '/var/todo/%n.txt' 10 '%q' +!alias !todo.claim !c ln '/var/todo/%q.txt' '/var/todo/%n.txt' +!alias !todo.get !c head -n '%q' '/var/todo/%n.txt' | tail -n1 +!alias !todo.grep !c cat -n '/var/todo/%n.txt' | grep -i '%q' +!alias !todo.gopher !c echo "gopher://$(rdns "$(hop0 "%h")")/1/todo/"'%n'".txt" +!alias !todo.link !say http://hacking.allowed.org/todo/%n.txt +!alias !todo.list !c cat -n '/var/todo/%n.txt' +!alias !todo.length !c wc -l '/var/todo/%n.txt' + There's a real tab right.... v-- there. +!alias !todo.n !todo.grep ^ *%s +!alias !todo.rm !c rmln '%q' '/var/todo/%n.txt' +!alias !todo.who !c ls -i /var/todo | sort | clump ########## the end of that shit ######### -!alias !tmplink !c echo '<meta http-equiv="refresh" content="0;url=%%s">' > /var/www/sites/hacking/tmplink.html -!alias !links !c if [ "%%s" ];then grep -i "%%s" /var/www/sites/hacking/links.txt;else echo http://$(rdns $(hop0 %%h))/cgi-bin/links.cgi;fi -!alias !rmuseralias !c rmln %%s %~/files/useraliases -!alias !useraliases !c cat -n %%~/files/useraliases %%s -!alias !duplicateuseraliases !c cut '-d ' -f2 %%~/files/useraliases | uniq -d -!alias !grepuseraliases !useraliases | grep %%s +########## the useraliases shit ######### +!alias !rmuseralias !c rmln '%q' %~/files/useraliases +!alias !useraliases !c cat -n %~/files/useraliases +!alias !duplicateuseraliases !c cut '-d ' -f2 %~/files/useraliases | uniq -d +!alias !grepuseraliases !c cat -n %~/files/useraliases | grep '%q' +!alias !useralias.rm !c rmln '%q' %~/files/useraliases +!alias !useralias.list !c cat -n %~/files/useraliases +!alias !useralias.dups !c cut '-d ' -f2 %~/files/useraliases | uniq -d +!alias !useralias.grep !c cat -n %~/files/useraliases | grep '%q' +########## the end of taht shit ######### + +!alias !tmplink !c echo '<meta http-equiv="refresh" content="0;url='$(echo '%q' | encode_html_entities)'">' > /var/www/sites/hacking/tmplink.html +!alias !links !c if [ '_%q' != '_' ];then grep -i '%q' /var/www/sites/hacking/links.txt;else echo http://"$(rdns "$(hop0 '%h')")"/cgi-bin/links.cgi;fi !alias !tits !say [ . | . ] -!alias !geo !c whob %%s | egrep "^Country:|^City" -!alias !dcc !rc p=$[45000 + ($RANDOM % 20000)];echo -e "privmsg %%n :\x01DCC SEND $(basename %%s) $(dcchelper $(gethostbyname %%h)) $p `wc -c "%%s"|tr -s ' '|cut '-d ' -f2`\x01";ncat -l -p $p < "%%s" -!alias !title !c wget --no-check-certificate -qO- "%%s" | tr '>' '\n' | XuntilY "<title" "</title"| sed 's/<.*$//' -!alias !suicide !kill 9 %%p -!alias !pingout !kill 17 %%p +!alias !geo !c whob '%q' | egrep "^Country:|^City" +!alias !dcc !rc p="$[45000 + ($RANDOM % 20000)]";echo -e 'privmsg %n :\x01DCC SEND '"$(basename '%q')" "$(dcchelper $(gethostbyname %h))" "$p" "$(wc -c '%q'|tr -s ' '|cut '-d ' -f2)\x01";ncat -l -p "$p" < '%q' +!alias !title !c wget --no-check-certificate -qO- '%q' | tr '>' '\n' | XuntilY "<title" "</title"| sed 's/<.*$//' +!alias !suicide !kill 9 %p +!alias !pingout !kill 17 %p !alias !built-ins !c grep strncmp /root/services/segfault/segfault.c | grep '"' | grep msg | tail -n+1 | cut '-d"' -f2 | tr '\n' ' ' | tr -s ' ' !alias !help !say try: !builtins and !aliases -!alias !cinit !leettail 56%%~/files/cmd_out -!alias !cat !leettail 28%%s +!alias !cinit !leettail 56%~/files/cmd_out +!alias !cat !leettail 28%s !alias !^C !c -!alias !pid !say %%p +!alias !pid !say %p !alias !cloudflare !say cloudflare == cloudlog || cloudsniff || cloudinject !alias !twit !c TTYtter -keyf=/home/segfault/.ttytterkey !alias !fact _ @@ -73,53 +68,47 @@ !alias !fact _ !alias !fact-set _ !alias !fact-update _ -!alias !help1 !say %%%%host %%h %%%%user %%u %%%%from %%f %%%%nick %%n -!alias !addtarget !leetappend /home/segfault/files/targets 10 %%s +!alias !help1 !say %%host %h %%user %u %%from %f %%nick %n +!alias !addtarget !leetappend /home/segfault/files/targets 10 %s !alias !seen !say .seen %s -!alias !modehelp !c grep "^ %s" /usr/local/src/ngircd-21.1/doc/Modes.txt +!alias !modehelp !c grep '^ %q' /usr/local/src/ngircd-21.1/doc/Modes.txt !alias !F !pymath (%s)*(9.0/5.0)+32 !alias !C !pymath (%s-32)*(5.0/9.0) -!alias !todo.link !say http://hacking.allowed.org/todo/%n.txt !alias !howtome !c hop0 %h -!alias !twit !leetappend /home/segfault/files/twit_in 10 %%s -!alias !perl !c perl -e '%%s' -!alias !twit.follow !leetappend /home/segfault/files/twit_in 10 /follow %%s +!alias !twit !leetappend /home/segfault/files/twit_in 10 %s +!alias !perl !c perl -e '%q' +!alias !twit.follow !leetappend /home/segfault/files/twit_in 10 /follow %s !alias !hardreset !eval /home/segfault/scripts/hardreset -!alias !C2F !pymath %%s * 9 / 5 + 32 -!alias !F2C !pymath (%%s - 32) * 5 / 9 +!alias !C2F !pymath %s * 9 / 5 + 32 +!alias !F2C !pymath (%s - 32) * 5 / 9 !alias !unbantor !c /home/mkz/ban_tor nevermind !alias !bantor !c /home/mkz/ban_tor I am sure -!alias !subseg !eval /home/segfault/scripts/subseg %%s -!alias !isup !c wget -q 'http://www.downforeveryoneorjustme.com/%s' -O- | grep "just you" | cut '-d<' -f1 -!alias !todo.who !c ls -i /var/todo | sort | /home/epoch/list_todo -!alias !todo.gopher !c echo "gopher://$(rdns $(hop0 %h))/1/todo/%n.txt" -!alias !r !leetappend /service/segfault-link/a/files/log 10 %%s -!alias !untail !leetuntail %%f %%s -!alias !tpb !c tpb.sh %%s +!alias !subseg !eval /home/segfault/scripts/subseg %s +!alias !isup !c wget -q 'http://www.downforeveryoneorjustme.com/%q' -O- | grep "just you" | cut '-d<' -f1 +!alias !r !leetappend /service/segfault-link/a/files/log 10 %s +!alias !untail !leetuntail %f %s +!alias !tpb !c tpb.sh '%q' !alias !randip !c whob $(dig -p 5353 whotoscan +short) | egrep "^IP:|^Country:" -!alias !ipgamescore !c cat /var/www/sites/hacking/iplog.txt |sort | uniq | grep -c ' user=%%s$' +!alias !ipgamescore !c cat /var/www/sites/hacking/iplog.txt |sort | uniq | grep -c ' user=%q$' !alias !quit !hardreset !alias !stop !hardreset -!alias !wtf !c /usr/games/wtf %%s -!alias !stealnick !ec printf '!raw kill %%s :my nick\n!nick %%s\n' -!alias !killme !raw kill %%n :%%s -!alias !demorse !c echo '%%s' | /usr/games/morse -d -!alias !enmorse !c /usr/games/morse -s '%%s' | tr '\n' ' ' -!alias !sayp !c lua /home/segfault/scripts/cowsay.lua %%s -!alias !fuckme !raw kick %%f %%n :fuck you -!alias !todo.n !todo.grep ^ *%%s`printf "\t"` -!alias !areacode !c grep '^%%s' /usr/local/share/misc/areacodes || echo nothing found +!alias !wtf !c /usr/games/wtf '%q' +!alias !stealnick !ec printf '!raw kill %q :my nick\n!nick %q\n' +!alias !killme !raw kill %n :%s +!alias !demorse !c echo '%q' | /usr/games/morse -d +!alias !enmorse !c /usr/games/morse -s '%q' | tr '\n' ' ' +!alias !sayp !c lua /home/segfault/scripts/cowsay.lua '%q' +!alias !fuckme !raw kick %f %n :fuck you +!alias !areacode !c grep '^%q' /usr/local/share/misc/areacodes || echo nothing found !alias !myip !c wget -qO- http://blackcatz.org/ip -!alias !tailpipe 24%%s -!alias !fuck !raw kill %%n :no. you can fuck %%s +!alias !tailpipe 24%s +!alias !fuck !raw kill %n :no. you can fuck %s !alias !op !raw kill %n :what are you? dumb? did you not see that +o I gave you when you joined!?!? -!alias !finger !c finger %%s -!alias !dig !dig +short %%s -!alias !dig !c dig +short %%s -!alias !link.add !addlink %%s -!alias !draw !c echo %%s | turn2line | lineplot | grep "[^ ]" -!alias !todo.get !c head -n %%s /var/todo/%%n.txt | tail -n1 +!alias !finger !c finger '%q' +!alias !dig !c dig +short '%q' +!alias !draw !c echo '%q' | turn2line | lineplot | grep "[^ ]" !alias !polls !c head -n1 /var/polls/*/question -!alias !poll !c cat /var/polls/%%s/question -!alias !results !c cat /var/polls/%%s/votes | awk -F: '{print $2, $1}' | clump -!alias !vote !c /var/polls/vote %%n %%s +!alias !poll !c cat '/var/polls/%q/question' +!alias !results !c cat '/var/polls/%q/votes' | awk -F: '{print $2, $1}' | clump +!alias !vote !c /var/polls/vote '%n' '%q' +!alias !link.add !addlink '%q' |